Friday, March 7, 2008

American Idol is dead to me now


The only reason to watch American Idol was voted off last night in one of the biggest travesties in the storied history of the show. Danny Noriega captured America's hearts with his understated masculinity and delightful flamboyance, which endeared him to millions of men and swooning teenage girls.
America flat out got this one wrong. Danny was the only contestant with the necessary balance of vocals, sass, and molten sex appeal to carry himself throughout the competition.



Now that I'm faced with throwing my allegiance behind another singer, I feel drawn to another latino crooner, David Hernandez. Though he nowhere approaches the John Wayne-esque manliness of the recently departed Danny, he does have a certain something that really speaks to me. I feel naturally drawn to him. So enthralled am I when he takes the stage that I feel prompted to shower him with dollar bills in appreciation. So if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. Good luck, David.

M

7 comments:

Kayla Casos said...

haha i was a little disappointed when danny got kicked too. I hoped that it would be chikezie- he kinda needs to go. naow. bring back danny! he was entertaining x3

Becky said...

Hey Steeners, welcome to the world of blogging!

Matt, I had no idea you were so snarky. You could give Danny a run for his money in the sass department.. maybe that's why you "admire" his attitude so much?

Dan, Kristin, and Lincoln said...

I'm not sure I should laugh or cry for you Robyn. I am beginning to see some of Matt's true colors!

scrooge said...

Glad the stripper got kicked off. At least he still has a day job- oops, I mean night job. Bah humbug!!

The Brophy's said...

Go Brooke and David!!!

Rumsey's said...

We're really into American Idol too. Amanda's getting voted off last week was very surprising.

Keep your blog up and we'll work on keeping ours up too. It's fun seeing how you all are doing.

Love,
Nat, Clark & Ethan

Sienna said...

Amanda was voted off.. I cant BELIEVE IT!
I liked Amanda. I dont know about you, but I like her rock n' roll voice man!
x3
Bring Danny back! I felt like crying... other than david ARCHULETA not much entertainment now. I hate chickezie.... ugh. Scrooge is hilarious. Hee hee!